• 2015 Cocktail Advent Calendar

      Day 1: Partridge in a Pear Tree
      Day 2: Two Turtle Doves
      Day 3: Three French Hens
      Day 4: Four Calling (Colly) Birds
      Day 5: Five Gold Rings
      Day 6: Six Geese a-Laying
      Day 7: Seven Swans a-Swimming
      Day 8: Eight Maids a-Milking
      Day 9: Nine Ladies Dancing
    Day 10: Ten Lords a-Leaping
    Day 11: Eleven Pipers Piping
    Day 12: Twelve Drummers Drumming

    Instead of an Advent Calendar (Dec 1 to 24), we did a 12 Days of Christmas (Dec 25 to Jan 6 – Christmas to Epiphany) cocktail calendar in 2015!

  • Day 12: Twelve Drummers Drumming Cocktail

    Back at the beginning of December, I was chatting with our Mom and she asked "Are you doing your cocktail calendar again this year?" When I replied in the affirmative, she said "Well maybe you could make a nice punch. I'm always looking for a good punch to serve at parties." Since today is also Twelfth Night (and sadly the last day of this year's cocktail calendar), we thought that today's drink should be that nice punch! So here's one for you, Mom. You can make a glass or a batch.

    Oh .. kind of like yesterday, this drink doesn't necessarily tie into drums or drummers .. but it's Twelfth Night, so that's pretty close.

     

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    Twelve Drummers Drumming Cocktail

    • 4 parts Bourbon (we used Maker's Mark)
    • 2 parts St. Germaine
    • 2 parts grenadine
    • 12 parts brewed tea (we used English Breakfast)
    • 6 parts Limonata

    Combine liquor, grenadine and tea. If you're serving by the glass, pour into individual glasses over ice and then top up with appropriate amount of Limonata. Garnish with an orange wheel and some loose pomegranate seeds.

    If you're serving into a punch bowl, add the Limonata just before guests arrive to keep it bubbly. To fancy it up, add an ice ring to your punch bowl!

    The 'Twelve Drummers Drumming' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    • We used English Breakfast tea in this version; it was a smidge bitter. In the summer when we made bourbon slush, we used a bourbon vanilla tea; it was a little smoother and would probably work a little better. If you have some tea options, you can play around.
  • Day 11: Eleven Pipers Piping Cocktail

    Hello, fellow cocktail drinkers.  Here we are at the penultimate cocktail in our Twelve Days of Christmas cocktail calendar.  For the cocktails thus far, we've made some connection to the given verse of the carol, whether it was a literal ingredient or inspired by the words or tone of the verse.  With this cocktail, we fully admit that the cocktail we made has nothing to do with the number 11, pipers or piping.  We found a recipe that adds olive oil to a brandy sour to make the cocktail a little deeper and richer in flavour.  We took that idea and riffed on it, making the sour out of a cherry and fig infused brandy.

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    Eleven Pipers Piping Cocktail

    • 2 parts cherry and fig infused brandy (see cocktail notes below)
    • 1/2 part lemon juice
    • 3/4 part simple syrup
    • 1 tsp good quality olive oil 
    • 1 tsp egg white
    • spritz of Pernod

    Combine the brandy, lemon juice, simple syrup, olive oil and egg white in a cocktail shaker.  Dry shake for at least 20 seconds.  Add ice and shake until the cocktail is chilled.  Pour into a coupe glass and mist with Pernod.

    The 'Eleven Pipers Piping' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    • For the brandy infusion, we used 1 cup of brandy, 1/4 a cup of dried cherries and 2 dried figs (roughly cut up).  Let that mixture set for at least 2 days to get the full flavour of the fruit in the brandy.
    • The original recipe called for a mist of Herbsaint which we didn't have but found that Pernod married nicely with infused brandy.
    • Make sure your olive oil is fresh!  We found out the hard way that some of the olive oil in the kitchen had turned.
    • The dry shake is extremely important to help emulsify the ingredients together.  Without that, the cocktail won't taste like an integrated drink.
  • Day 10: Ten Lords a-Leaping Cocktail

    “…to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
    ― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale

    Yep, you guessed it. THIS was our white whale.

    It started off simply enough .. we thought "Hey, these lords, they probably want a good stiff drink after all that leaping. Let's give them something strong and (traditionally) manly. Let's start with a Blood and Sand and go from there." Aside from the obvious appeal that the original cocktail is from a bullfighter movie (talk about leaping!), it also uses whisky as a base. We try different booze bases to keep you, gentle reader, interested. After all, not everyone are the ardent bourbon-lovers like we are.

    We tried several variations and combinations of Jameson Irish Whiskey (because the only scotch we had was Kate's birthday scotch, Glenmorangie with a Sauternes finish, and she'll be damned if she's putting that in a cocktail) with Lillet (instead of the sweet vermouth), orange juice, Cherry Heering, port (see cocktail note 1), Root, Fernet Branca and cranberry sauce (see cocktail note 2).

    After multiple hours, we called it a day and resolved to start fresh on the 'morrow.

    With a bourbon base.

    The 'Ten Lords a-Leaping' Cocktail - ABitterSpirit.com

    Ten Lords a-Leaping Cocktail

    • 2 parts bourbon (we used Buffalo Trace)
    • 1 part Lillet
    • 1 part Cherry Heering
    • 1 tsp leftover cranberry sauce
    • Apothecary Cherry Cedar Bitters

    Combine all ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake very well. Double strain over ice into a rocks glass. Garnish with a light twist of orange.

    The 'Ten Lords a-Leaping' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    1. We had a guest bartender attending during our first session. Part of the time we spent trying various ingredients to see if they would go together. One that surprised us was a 1:1 Lillet/port combo. VERY smooth. Our guest bartender, Marni, dubbed it "The Tipsy Mommy".
    2. Jam cocktails are quite popular where Drew hails from (you go into a bar, choose a base spirit and a base jam, then they riff on it a bit and make you a tasty cocktail). We'd been wanting to try something like that. We had some cranberry sauce leftover from Christmas dinner, so we incorporated it. The sauce was homemade with real cranberries (hence the double straining); it also had maple syrup and Grand Mariner in it – so that may effect the taste of the cocktail, depending on what kind of cranberry sauce you use.
  • Day 9: Nine Ladies Dancing Cocktail

    Some days, the process is easy. And some days, the process is hard. Once in every calendar, we run into our "white whale" – that cocktail that will just not coalesce into a tasty libation. Sometimes, it's because we don't have a clear idea of what we want (some might say it lacks a strong narrative thread) or sometimes it's because things just don't taste the way we thought they would. So a 20 minute fun exercise turns into a 3-hour, thousand glass-washing, tipsy tirade.

    Fortunately, today's cocktail wasn't our white whale this year. This was probably one of the easiest to come together. For our dancing ladies, a pretty pink pomegranate margarita.

     

    The 'Nine Ladies Dancing' Cocktail - ABitterSpirit.com

    Nine Ladies Dancing Cocktail

    Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker over ice. Shake well. Strain into cocktail glass. Serve with a cute lime twist.

    The 'Nine Ladies Dancing' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    • We originally tried Tuaca, along with the tequila and amaretto – but it didn't add anything new.
    • The Campari is surprisingly delightful.
  • Day 8: Eight Maids a-Milking Cocktail

    Drew has a tendency to store up random bits of trivia much like squirrels stowing away nuts for the coming winter.  Kate has chosen to find it charming.  In researching the Twelve Days of Christmas, he latched on to a few "interesting" bits of knowlege.  Relevant to today's cocktail, eight maids a-milking, is the phrase "smooth as a milk maid's skin."  Prior to vaccines, the general public often had pock marked skin while milk maid's skin frequently remained unblemished.  This is due to the maids being exposed to the cow pox virus. Similar to chicken pox, cow pox doesn't leave the typical pock marks on the skin but does offer some immunity to other pock producing viruses.  Thus, smooth skin!  Fascinating…well, ok…not really, but  you just learned something and by now you're thirsty. (Kate's note – ewww)

    For today's cocktail, we knew we wanted to make something creamy but not necessarily use milk or ice cream. Kate had recently seen this recipe from Lauren Mote for a "Chartreuse Milkshake" that she thought was nifty. We modded it into a flip; using the full egg in the cocktail makes it extra rich and velvety.  

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    Eight Maids a-Milking Cocktail

    • 2 parts gin (we used Wallflower gin)
    • 1 part creme de cacao
    • 1 part green chartreuse
    • 1/2 part orange juice
    • 1/2 part lime juice
    • 1/4 part simple syrup
    • 1 egg
    • Fee Brother's Black Walnut bitters
    • martini glass

    Combine all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker and dry shake it for at least 20 seconds.  Add ice and shake until cold.  Double strain into a martini glass and top with grated zest and chocolate shavings.

    The 'Eight Maids a-Milking' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    As mentioned above, this drink is a slight riff on a drink by Vancouver bartender and bitter maker, Lauren Mote.  We put in a full egg to up the richness and creaminess and added the black walnut bitters to enhance the chartreuse notes.

  • Day 7: Seven Swans a-Swimming Cocktail

    Here we are at the half way point of our cocktails and, even better than that, we're at the last of our bird days! Now, swans have a reputation for being cranky, even downright mean. But instead of focussing on this somewhat questionable personality trait for our cocktail's genesis, we decided to emphasize their royal nature: in the UK, swans are protected by the Queen. And what's the Queen's favourite drink? Dubonnet.

    An additional factor: it's New Year's Eve and we knew we wanted a sparkling wine-based cocktail. So, we're riffing on the traditional French 75 and have created a "Royal 75", if you will, to ring in the New Year. Happy 2016, everyone!

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    Seven Swans a-Swimming Cocktail

    • 1 part Dubonnet
    • 1 tsp (bar spoon) Pernod
    • 1 tsp simple syrup
    • champagne, prosecco or other sparkling wine
    • champagne flute

    Combine the Dubonnet, Pernod and simple syrup in a champagne flute.  Top with sparkling wine.

    The 'Seven Swans a-Swimming' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    We tried two type of bitters with the drink, but ultimately neither added to the cocktail.

    • We added lemon bitters, thinking the cocktail might need more of a top note.  The bitters flattened out all of the nuisances of the cocktail and made for a boring drink.
    • We also tried Conifer Berry bitters from Apothecary bitters but they overemphasized the anise and "green" flavours in the cocktail.
  • Day 6: Six Geese a-Laying Cocktail

    Along with being nerds, Kate and I like to think of ourselves as somewhat creative people. Given that, we're not too proud to admit that a cocktail based on geese had us stumped for a while.  Kate joked that we could always make a foie gras martini and that it wouldn't be our first foray into savory martinis.  After choking down my gag reflex, I just smiled and nodded in that appropriate younger brother sort of way.  Who knew that foie gras martinis actually existed…in Vegas of course!  Then we took a more practical approach.  The type of goose that most people are familiar with is the Canada goose so why not a cocktail made with Canadian liquors.  

    Several distilleries have opened up in western British Columbia, so we decided to use a new gin find from Vancouver Island.  We paired that with a cloudberry liqueur from Montreal to create the Canadian version of a Moscow Mule…a Canadian Moose, if you will.  Cheers, eh.

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    Six Geese a-Laying Cocktail

    • 1 part gin (we used Stump)
    • 1 part cloudberry liqueur
    • 1/2 part lime juice
    • ginger beer

    Combine the gin, cloudberry and lime in a glass with ice.  Top with ginger beer and gently mix.

    The 'Six Geese a-Laying' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    The Stump gin has a lot of botanicals that pais surprisingly well with the strong ginger beer; the cloudberry adds just a little depth to the cocktail.  The base cocktail (gin, ginger beer and lime) is extremely versatile.  One part of your favourite liqueur could be added in place of the cloudberry to give a different taste profile.   Even maple!

  • Day 5: Five Gold Rings Cocktail

    Overhead in the Trgovac Cocktail Test Lab…

    So five gold rings.  Maybe Goldschlager?

    No.  What are we, undergrads doing shots to get loaded?

    Ok, ok.  How about that terrible (terrible!) Hungarian Golden Pear liqueur?

    No. NO.  

    Oooo … banana liqueur?

    NO! Look, we want this too be classy. We only have 12 days in this calendar – no joke cocktails.

    Oh, how about that really interesting Chrysanthemum and Honey liqueur? That's kind of gold.

    Brilliant.  

     

    The 'Five Gold Rings' Cocktail - ABitterSpirit.com

    Five Gold Rings Cocktail

    Combine all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake until super-cold. Strain into martini glass. Express a bit of lemon oil from the twist onto the drink. Garnish with fancy lemon peel rings.

    The 'Five Gold Rings' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    • This came together beautifully. Amazing. Fresh. A little sweet. Needs the lemon.
  • Day 4: Four Calling (Colly) Birds Cocktail

    Drew and I are a nerdy pair. When we were researching the twelve days of Christmas (the lyrics of the carol, the various feast days, etc.) we came across a lot of interesting (and historically questionable) tidbits. But one of my absolute favourite things is the lyric comparison chart in Wikipedia. I always figured that "gold rings" vs "golden rings" was the most contentious lyric. Not so. Apparently, it is the one from today, Day 4. The original 1790 version of this carol listed the Day 4 gift as "4 Colly Birds". Colly is, it seems, an English regional colloquialism for black. So these should be four black birds. (Sidenote: there are also lyric variants of Canary, Colour'd, and Calling … so black may not be definitive, but that's what we're going with for this cocktail).

    Upon reading this, I immediately thought "Black Russian" (possibly because I don't always have a lot of imagination). But then I remembered the challenge my wife, Rose, gave us at the outset, "Why don't you guys try using up some of the liquors you have before buying a bunch of new ones." Indeed. Here was the perfect opportunity to try to use some Root. Root is this very interesting spirit that calls up notes of sassafras, birch bark and, well, root beer. As you can imagine, it's tricky in a cocktail. This seemed like a fun one to try.

    The 'Four Calling Birds' Cocktail - ABitterSpirit.com

    Four Calling Birds Cocktail

    • 1 part vodka
    • 1/2 part kahlua
    • 1/2 part Root
    • bar spoon creme de cacao
    • bar spoon Fernet Branca
    • few dashes General Ambrose Bitters

    Combine all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake. Pour over ice in a rocks glass. Serve.

    The 'Four Calling Birds' Cocktail Ingredients - ABitterSpirit.com

    Cocktail Notes

    • The Fernet Branca really makes this. It takes that last edge of sweet off of everything and makes this a nice, grownup drink.
    • We also tried Whiskey Bitters. They brought up a wintergreen flavour which was tasty, but not what we were going for here.